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Yup, the shark had … Yup, the shark had it’s slippers on, was relaxing on the couch, now it’s hurriedly getting dressed while it’s wife shrieks at him: “I thought you weren’t doing jumps this late anymore!”
“Oh, jeez Harry, … “Oh, jeez Harry, can you come up with an original supervillain gimmick for once?” (in other words, why does Harry look like Two-Face? )
(I cleaned his wounds) “I applied a SpongeBob bandaid”.
(I loved your father) “He was like a daughter to me.”
“Heh, I got pointy metal boobs”.
“Oh no, gotta … “Oh no, gotta sneeze…it’s tickling…”
“And we cut to the shark smoking a cigarette after the serious jumping that just occured.”
“Yup, the shark had it’s slippers on, was relaxing on the couch, now it’s hurriedly getting dressed while it’s wife shrieks at him,’I thought you weren’t doing jumps this late anymore!’”
I’m stealing the shark jokes. There are just too many movies that it applies to. Pure comedic gold.
I’m not usually a … I’m not usually a huge fan of special guests but I thought that James Leiks was actually a pretty good riffer. That being said though we’re all entitled to our own opinions.
The best of (in my opinion) Mike Nelson and special guest James Leiks riffing the film Spider – Man 3.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“There are one …
“There are one million stories in the Naked City…
This one sucks.”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Yup, the shark had …
Yup, the shark had it’s slippers on, was relaxing on the couch, now it’s hurriedly getting dressed while it’s wife shrieks at him: “I thought you weren’t doing jumps this late anymore!”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“He chose to be the …
“He chose to be the best of himself.”
“And now he’s dead!”
XD
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Well, a phone call …
“Well, a phone call to Bonesaw always cheers him up!”
*hangs up*
“Why would Bonesaw wanna talk to a loser like me?”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
This is so bad that …
This is so bad that I haven’t seen it all the way through but now I’m watching this & laughing half to death.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
wanna talk to …
wanna talk to blanket? lol
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
he loved me in a …
he loved me in a dickish sort of way
haha
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
aunt mays due back …
aunt mays due back in the french resistance!
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“Harry I need you …
“Harry I need you for the third act live it live”
“Meanwhile at Charlie Sheens’ apartment”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Kelly Clarkson, …
Kelly Clarkson, reveal yourself!
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Is it just me or …
“Is it just me or has his jumping ability greatly increased since the suit color changed?”
“Oh real original, Harry!”
“The action thrill ride of the summer!”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
lol @ “if you …
lol @ “if you choose to use this for your highschool yearkbook quote, you’re a tool”
i know people who actually DID use that line
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Oh, jeez Harry, …
“Oh, jeez Harry, can you come up with an original supervillain gimmick for once?” (in other words, why does Harry look like Two-Face? )
(I cleaned his wounds) “I applied a SpongeBob bandaid”.
(I loved your father) “He was like a daughter to me.”
“Heh, I got pointy metal boobs”.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Monster is an …
Monster is an underrated Muppet.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
what did he say at …
what did he say at 9:33?
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
kelly clarkson, …
kelly clarkson, reveal yourself!
lol tht went perfect with his facial expression.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Actual audience …
“Actual audience reaction was much worse”. Ain’t that the truth LOL.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Oh no, gotta …
“Oh no, gotta sneeze…it’s tickling…”
“And we cut to the shark smoking a cigarette after the serious jumping that just occured.”
“Yup, the shark had it’s slippers on, was relaxing on the couch, now it’s hurriedly getting dressed while it’s wife shrieks at him,’I thought you weren’t doing jumps this late anymore!’”
I’m stealing the shark jokes. There are just too many movies that it applies to. Pure comedic gold.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“And we cut to the …
“And we cut to the shark, smoking a cigarette after the SERIOUS jumping that just occurred…”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“that’s not a …
“that’s not a symbiot, that was Chris Tucker.”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Peonies.”
“Why …
“Peonies.”
“Why would I do that? Plus, I went before I left the apartment.”
Absolute hilarity.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
According to Mike’s …
According to Mike’s intro at the beginning, he’s a comics and film blogger for ain’t it cool news. com.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
who is James Leiks?
who is James Leiks?
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Hey, you’re the …
“Hey, you’re the one headed into the sewer!”
“Or, as Jackie Chan Symbiot would say: DAMN!”
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I’m not usually a …
I’m not usually a huge fan of special guests but I thought that James Leiks was actually a pretty good riffer. That being said though we’re all entitled to our own opinions.